Today and i had a conversation which (via a strange train of thought) resulted in us discussing "Indians who shit in public swiming pools" ...
Aside from doing homework (Some article analysis and letter to the editor) and a bunch of questions from ANOTHER movie which we will be studying...other than that i've done nothing but bludge all week.
I'm very angry today >_<* ANGRY ANGRY ARRRGH!! P.M.F'ng.S SUCH A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR *SMASHES HEAD ON WALL* GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY AAAAHHHH!!!! I NEED TO GET AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER SO THAT I STOP ANNOYING EVERYBODY!! HELP MEE!!!

*stabs self in the uteris*
I need some anti-hormones or something. I NEED A CIGAR DAMNIT!

Ima go hide in my room now ;_; and cut my overies up

January 23rd 2006
Started today with slobber all over my face and hands from drooling in my sleep.....which is a good thing because it meant i finally got some REAL sleep! I even had a dream! (which i don't often have) and it was a funny one at that! starring theloservincent and some crazy yank who was complaining about VIC BITTER! WTF! WHO DISSES VIC BITTER!? AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE! OI OI OI!
(dreams change lives folks...and i'm passionate about my beer)

Went to Chadstone (teh mall) with a school friend Miranda. Went all the way out there to see a movie which just happened to be Zorro.
OK i've got a movie review for Zorro...
NOT WORTH THE $10! Its so very clich'e (mind my lack of accent) and is something you'd watch if you were to flick through the TV channels on a very bored night. The acting was average but the man who played Zorro was looking mighty...nice! (ihaveanoldmanfetishi'msorry) Why did i go see it? For the sake of IRL! I love friends irl and i don't often see them...and it makes me happy to see them n_n wouldn't you be happy? Miranda gave me some earings today for my birthday X ) they are little zippers (like coat zippers) and they are super cute! : ) but i just know that school won't like them very much... *sigh* : P We also played some airhocky and DDR while waiting for the movie to begin and i found a PENIS BINKY!!! YES!! OMG! It is like a normal baby's binky...except that the sucking bit (the nipple of it) was a penis!! hahah i was so close to buying it! so very close but i only had $5 on me and it costed $4.95 so i didn't want to waste that. When it came time to leave, i was caught up in a deep and meaningful conversation with an old gude (elderlyman) at the bus shelter and ended up missing my bus! which set me back half an hour ;_;

I SWEAR! i saw house of 1000 corpses COSPLAYERS at Burnely train station on my way to work! it was crazy! There was a woman who was dressed like Zombie's wife (yep cowboy hat and all), Tiny (the big little buddy) and a man who was exactly like otiss! (minus the t-shirt) who had nipple rings! it was crazy i say! and there should be more of these cosplayers haha! i love melbourne city <3

I took some photos yesturday of the storm that never came. Well...it got windy and cloudy and cooler in temperature but it never rained! WTF!? All photos taken in my backyard just as the sun was finished setting.
Ljcutted so click the link to look at em :3

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That's all for today i think!

The only thing i like about summer is being able to run around in my underpants.

Who agrees?

January 22nd 2006

Ok, am i the only person out there who finds this completely arousing?
http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/

LOL
HRm not much to say now. Work was hottttt.....so sweaty! So busy! Busiest breakfast since winter i think! So busy we ran out of toast!
Got to 43 degrees...lucky for sara and i dad came into the city to drive us home...because well....the tram would be full of hot sweaty people from the tennis and to catch the train would mean the 20 minute walk from the station to home which is hell up hill >.<
I cut my finger on the cerated gladwrap box! :D yay! but i got myself a SEXY BLUE BANDAID! yahh! though it makes uber micro a bit hard to do...

Right now i'm nekkid! yay!

I'm getting small urges to play Warcraft (wow) again..but even more so i want to play WC3 or starcraft...shorter sweeter games are much better ...the thought of having to take time to get things done level up and quest, makes me want to pound Bill Roper so hard in his moneyhungry date! Seriously...wow isnt for impatient people...or girls with rags.
I want fps damnit...i want Doom! /roar

1 week until school!
...I'm beginning to stress :S uggh! I don't feel so good about it anymore but i guess thats just how end of holidays always is...Just wait to get back into the work stream n__n wooh!

I love these !! :D! Pass it on!
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I TAG YOU ALL DAMNIT! TAGGGGGGGGGGG DO IT NOW!

January 21st 2006
Hmm took it off friends only....:/ really don't think its needed.

Today it is 35 degrees *dies* i mean..i know its been worse but heck! it feels at least 40. Tomorrow will be 41 and i've gotta work (NOOOOOO) Hotplate, toasters, friers and angry customers i think will be the worst day of my life. *Dies* Apparantly Monday will be 25 degrees (YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!) I HATE YOU MELBOURNE WEATHER RAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

Today was housewife day! (like every other saturday) I got to clean my bedroom, do my washing, clean the dishes and kitchen, then for the first time in months we went grocery shopping! Yay! now we have ingredients to cook! YAY!

Sister has gone up to Sydney for a week /dance. Nuff said. Other sister should get naked right now and run around Camberwell Grammar! :D (do it DO IT!)

nat_muffinz, Claire and I created playdough characters for an attempted claymation! :D these are the photos!


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MARIO

Sara bought DDR mario...hha! yes she let me have a turn of a level in which Luigi distracts you off the arrows by doing a "cockslappin" gesture... god it amuses me :P
It also has calorie buster mode for people who intend to lose weight! So funny hehe! Mum is going to help out and buy the other pad so that we can play 2 player...shes eyeing it...and tells us that she is going to play with us :P
Its better than original DDR in the way that the songs are all the classic mario brothers songs! So great! : )

HAIR
Dyed my hair for the last time until at least june. This time dark red (suggested by David) and GOD DAMNIT THANKYOU! Thankyouthankyou for the suggestion because it looks way better than the blonde or the pink : ) i'm very happy with it <3 and mum sais it looks better with my eyes XD ahha i hope school won't mind loL!

OTHER
I love cracked pepper : ) I love it like i love my Goky pillow..i want to hump and molest the pepper grinder...god i want to grind the grinder hohoH! /peppergasms.
I think i'm taking this food thing overboard! lol
I was eyeing that sheppards pie in my schoolbag today..but no. i *knew* i'd be hospitalised if i sampled some of it now..it is almost an entire year old!

Woot

OhhH!! beautiful baby!
<3 haha! oh my how i love that song! It makes me giggle every time!
If you don't know what i'm talking about just visit http://www.myspace.com/marysian <--Which is myspace but i have it as my profile song : ) It is "Love you till tuesday" by David Bowie! haha! Just when i thought my love for Bowie was begining to fade i heard this and i thought what a cheeky bastard that man is : P.

Angst?
Nope! but i did havea huge chunk of bollocks i wanted to complain about but i dont think i will : ) Writing about bad things promotes bad attitude towards things so i'm trying not to lol XD

Well the dishwasher broke so i'm officially Housewife3000 ! WOooooooooot! Giving my apron a nice workout lol!

Taken me a couple of days but i did a pile of levels and got my new lock up. I'm hoping that before the holidays end i'll get her to level 50 but i doubt that, what with work and dad randomly cracking the shits and banning me off the internet.

Barrens chat is cursed with Chuck Norris...help me =_=!!;;
Somebody reported me for having the name Marryme...what a noob! he was busy telling me that it was in Blizzards policy that you are to have an RP name only!! ..fuckno! I've seen level 60's with the name Theownage and have not been banned!
I'm glad it didnt affect me because i'v already been banned for having an offensive character name :X if i get banned again it will be permanant! >.<;;
Blizzard are such homos pfft. But it is something to laugh at so i'm not complaining!

Other
Sara and i went to the supermarket today on an expedition to find some FOOOOOOD
On the tram the sticker which usually reads "Look before you step out" Was modified and the letters were rearanged into Luck Beef Vou Step Ou.


Ahaha oh my! n_n

And darling sara smiling for the camera while we waited for the tram to arrive



That is all for now

Oh! i forgot to add
I took some photos in the last week or so..here they are XD

I gave my babies a bath XD


My Lobster friend XD


BEST FUTA EVER


Sister Sara


One of my first ever pictures i drew haha


When i was 5 years old


My dog wrapped up in my TRANSFORMERS BLANKIE!! OMG! BEST BLANKIE EVER!!


AND FINALLY
FINALLY
OMG
MY DINNER FOR THE NIGHT!!





STEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!